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Thanks for the laugh! The Bible says to hold fast that which is good. Ohh those are good ones, Cliff!
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Why did Peter deny Jesus? Who broke all the ten commandments? When did the first rehearsal take place in the Bible? My dog used to chase people on a bike a lot.
It got so bad, finally I had to take his bike away. I'm so good at sleeping. I can do it with my eyes closed. My boss told me to have a good day.
Why is Peter Pan always flying? He neverlands.
A woman walks into a library and asked if they had any books about paranoia. The librarian says "They're right behind you! She still isn't talking to me.
Why do blind people hate skydiving? It scares the hell out of their dogs. When you look really closely, all mirrors look like eyeballs.
60+ Funny Christian Jokes That Will Put A Smile On Your Face Religion is a sacred thing and most of us were probably taught not to joke with any religion, so far we have adhered to that, but yet we have found a way to extract these jokes that will never annoy any one and still able to make you laugh out loud.
My friend says to me: "What rhymes with orange" I said: "No it doesn't" What do you call a guy with a rubber toe? What did the pirate say when he turned 80 years old? Aye matey.
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My wife told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo. So I had to put my foot down. I couldn't figure out why the baseball kept getting larger.
Then it hit me. Why did the old man fall in the well?
Because he couldn't see that well. I ate a clock yesterday, it was very time consuming.
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