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The Problem With First Dates (Or, How To Really Really Really Not Get Laid)

The Problem With First Dates (Or, How To Really Really Really Not Get Laid)

Paolo Raeli

The first problemis that we are at Tony Roma’s.Don’t get me wrong,I will eat the fuck out of some ribs,but every person in this roomlooks exactly like my dad, &

The second problemis that I have not had sexsince the first Twilight movie came out,which means that a fictional Mormon girlhas made out with a vampire,made out with a werewolf,thrown herself off a cliff,gone to Italy,gotten married,and had a demon babyclaw its way out of her vaginasince I last had an orgasmwith...

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famously split the speaker cone of his Elpico amplifier (nicknamed "the little green amp"): "I started to get really frustrated [with the amp's sound],

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